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Million Dollar Extreme

therevengeofthenerd:

Recently I had the chance to talk to Sam, Nick & Charles from alternative comedy group Million Dollar Extreme. For years the guys from MDE have been making videos that pushed their own specific brand of Hyper Colour Offensive Disturbing Internet Comedy. Just so you can get an idea of what these guys are like I’m going to be including a lot of videos throughout this article and I can almost certainly say that all for one reason or another will be NSFW (not safe for work)

You have been warned

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Star Holders

I now hate star wars like I hate Christians.

I am speaking directly about the people that enjoy ANYTHING having to do with ANY ‘chapter’ of Star Wars. 

I’m going to start loving pot holders. I will love them so much and so hard forever. Even shitty ones that aren’t as good as the ones my grandmother used. I will love them still and if anyone wants to get me a gift then they know what to get and they know I’m not picky at allllllllll. Because I looooooove pot holders. They are so bad ass. 

I will obsess about them forever and despite what anyone thinks I will love them and preoccupy my entire life with heat resistant blinders. 

Hey everyone knows mee and knows about meee I’m that fucking idiot obsessed with one thing. I have no personality and won’t contribute anything to conversation without a ‘pre-heated’ joke.

“Oh no, what shall we get her for her birthday???? Oh wait, just get her ANY pot holder. Shes simple and will squeal with joy when she sees it.”

If you are in love with star wars I fucking hate you. Especially today.